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You guys, breaking news! There’s stuff outside of the five boroughs and it’s super worth it! 
This brings up two questions for me: Who knew? And was anyone going to tell me? Seriously, internet, this is exactly what you’re for and you were hardcore sleeping on the job. Consider this your second warning. Watching a former cool girl from my high school dump a bucket of ice water on her head not realizing it was supposed to be part of a charity campaign was the first. She just poured ice water on her head and smiled. 

You guys, breaking news! There’s stuff outside of the five boroughs and it’s super worth it! 

This brings up two questions for me: Who knew? And was anyone going to tell me? Seriously, internet, this is exactly what you’re for and you were hardcore sleeping on the job. Consider this your second warning. Watching a former cool girl from my high school dump a bucket of ice water on her head not realizing it was supposed to be part of a charity campaign was the first. She just poured ice water on her head and smiled. 

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I’m doing a show! Come! (If you want to. No presh.) ((But I’m just wondering why wouldn’t you want to? Like, you don’t need to explain yourself to me. I get that. I’m just curious, I guess. But, whatever. Be who you need to be. Even if that person is a jerk face I’m not friends with anymore starting now.))

I’m going to be telling a story at Yum’s the Word next week. The line up is AMAZING. Christian Finnegan, Baratunde Thurston, Robin Gelfenbien, and little old me. Can’t believe I’m sharing a stage with folks like this! 

Details below! 

Yum’s the Word
7:30 Show (7:00 p.m. Doors)
The Gallery at LPR (le poisson rouge)
158 Bleecker Street, New York, NY
$15 in advance/
$20 day of the show
Buy Tickets Here

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My Mind Conversation With The Seven-Year-Old Next To Me At The Katy Perry Concert

"Hey! What do you think you’re looking at? A fully grown woman openly weeping at the slow jams section of a Katy Perry concert? Well then, you’re thinking correctly. As you were. And can you share your Prizm Vision glasses when you’re done with them? Sheesh! How many times do I have to think-ask?" 

(She did generously share her Prizm Vision glasses in the end. Just goes to prove that you shouldn’t believe everything you hear about seven-year-olds.)

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