Hey, everyone. Yeah, that means all 306 of you who read this blog. Let’s agree that on Sunday, instead of posting annoying pictures of amazing, productive things we did over the weekend, we get real and post about all the things we’re Sunday Sads binge eating.
I’ll start: Just the chocolate chips out of four Fiber One bars. Fine, five.
People posting menacing statuses on Facebook to announce that they can’t watch Game of Thrones tonight, so none of their friends are allowed to Facebook status anything about the show because they might spoil something, I love everything about your perspective on life. Write me a self-help book. Please. Now. For real.
I don’t even watch Game of Thrones.
I’m thinking of unfollowing Beyonce on Tumblr.
Does that make me a bad person?