October 2008
14 posts
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That’s me slamming my head against the keyboard. I need tech help. I’ve gotten several complaints (yes, that means that more people than just my dad read this thing) that I don’t have comments here. Any one know how to do that? Or redirect JulieKraut.com to this thing? Or put my book jackets over on the side? Get in touch if you do! JulieKraut at gmail.com
A Very Half Assed Halloween
Ok, last night, just hours before I needed a costume, I was trying to pull something together from my closet of A-Preppy-Suburban-Kid-Moved-To-The-East-Village-And-Discovered-American-Apparel clothing. It wasn’t going so well until I uncovered an entire box of my old cheerleading gear. One t-shirt says “Cheerleader: The Will to Thrill.” I don’t even know what that really...
Hear me roar! Hear my 1991 Camry roar!
Guess what ladies and germs? I just jump started my car by myself for the first time! This is a huge accomplishment for me. Like I feel just as proud as I did that time I graduated college. If I had biceps bigger than jelly beans, I’d totally post a picture of me flexing them right now. But I don’t, so I’ll just say RRRROOOAARR! Considering how frequently I leave my dome light on and need a...
Amazingest moment from last night
Last night, a guy came up to my friend and dropped the most amazingly horrendous pick up line.
Guy: The way you were looking at me back there, it reminded me of a fat kid looking at a cheeseburger in McDonald’s.
She had an even amaZINGER (that’s right…it’s a pun) response.
Friend: Did the fat kid find the cheeseburger really annoying?
Writer's block
The only time I get writer’s block is when I’m writing my own author bio. Seriously, it’s hard. Seriously. I seriously can’t say seriously enough to emphasize how much I’m struggling with this. Seriously.
I asked my friend for help and here’s what she suggested. ”Julie Kraut is a writer who lives in Maryland. Her interests include cheese, cheese...
“That’s going to be my new facebook profile picture.”
– Said by a student when she took a pic with me after a reading I did at my old high school. One of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten!