My weekend in anti-pick up lines

Here are a few great lines that are pretty much like bug spray for boys when you’re out and about and not in the mood to get groped on the dance floor.  They’ve all been clinically tested by moi and proven highly effective.  

“Please be careful.  You’re starting to touch me.”  
“I’m so drunk I’m going to accidentally on purpose forget to floss tonight and not feel guilty about it.”  
“Wait, is this Biz Markie?  I requested this!”  
“FYI, this isn’t hair gel, it’s sweat.  Wink!”  (Say “wink.”  It really adds a certain je ne sais quoi.)  

PS-This is the most I’ve used my French minor since graduation.  Phew!  And here I thought I’d wasted that 100K of education.  Now I see it was totally worth it.  Sacre bleu!