Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :Internal monologue after stepping out of my first shower at home without my contacts in:
“Who the crap is that girl and what kind of shirt does she think she’s wearing?”
Point two seconds later:
“Oh, she’s me and that shirt is actually my tan lines.”
It’s been a while since I’ve had a mirror and a shower in the same room. Can’t say I missed that Western luxury.
