Yesterday I was going through my Google Analytics page, checking out the search terms that land people on my site.  (Yeah, Real Housewives of New Jersey was just that boring.  Seriously, can those women do something else other than be skinny and talk about the importance of families and manicures?)  Aside from the variations and misspellings of my name and the titles of my books, the number one search term was “cheese crush,” closely followed by “cheesecrush.”  I swelled with pride upon discovering this.  Nothing I’ve done in the past year has made me happier with myself.  

Here are some other winners that made me want to pat myself on the back for a blog well done:  

can a woman pooping
detective bobby goren
having a pee
having to pee bad
people having to pee bad
phrases say a lot
the baby who drove a car
what are marshmallows in swahili? 

I’m going to try to not let these achievements go to my head.  But, being this virtually awesome makes staying grounded hard.