Crisis alert! I’ve run out of under-eye concealer. I already have an order into Sephora.com and a new tube should be arriving in two to five days. As if that alone weren’t enough drama for one month, there’s more: I have my first reading for Slept Away on Sunday and there’s a chance the new tube of concealer won’t arrive in time. I’m imagining asking for questions after I’m done with my reading and someone asking me, “While this might not be the forum for this, those two black eyes look really bad. Can I take you to a shelter or the police station after this?”
So, I guess what I need from you all is just your thoughts and prayers for a speedy delivery of my concealer. Even if you’re not religious, please pray. There are no atheists in foxholes, right?
(Really wanted to find a picture for the post, but when you google under-eye bags, you just get a lot of images of Hilary Clinton, Chris Noth, and Fred Thompson. Hilarious, but not so fitting.)