Oh hey, next door neighbor. You know how sometimes you come home at 4 am super drunk and stumble around your apartment and I lay in bed using all of my mind power to will you not to brush your teeth, which is always a really noisy event that sounds like it involves walking into your open oven door several times, and instead just go straight to sleep? Well, I think my mind power finally worked…kinda. Last night/this morning, you skipped the teeth brushing (yay!), but instead decided to move what I can only assume is your sofa or a coffin across your apartment several times (boo!). Interesting play. Must hone mind power. And then avoid any invites to your place because you’ll have stinky breath and possibly an at home coffin.