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Dentist: Blah, blah, blah, cavities, blah.
Me: Cavities? That can’t be. I brush twice a day and floss every night, just like you told me to.
Dentist: Blah, blah, blah, scolding, blah.
Me: Well, you should have said AFTER I ate my pre-bedtime chocolate fudge brownie frozen yogurt. How was I supposed to know?
