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Buy Hot Mess :Conversation at the Apple Genius Bar
Me: What? My DVD player is broken? What the heck am I supposed to do now? Make friends?
Genius: …
Me: I’m seriously asking. What are my next steps? Like introduce myself to someone on the subway and be like, “I was going to binge watch all of Friday Night Lights season 2 this weekend, but now I have no plans. So, what are you up to?”
Genius: Well…
Me: I thought you were a genius!
