This weekend I went to see The Proposal, an experience I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. There was one good part of the movie though and it wasn’t the plot, the writing, or the acting. It was that watching the movie made me realize that Sandra Bullock and I have a lot in common. Well, maybe not a lot. Maybe just one thing…we have the exact same pattern of neck wrinkles. Look above, can you even tell which one is me and which one is her? I didn’t think so. And while she’s 45 and I’m 26, I still feel like having a similar wrinkle pattern is an indication of me aging well because she’s rich and famous and 45, which in real years means that she’s like 24. So, I’m looking pretty good.