Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :
Attention any friend who may want to include me in her future bridal party: I’ll give you a pro and con that you should consider before selecting me.
Pro: I will deliver on the speech. Guaranteed.
Con: I will ruin any potentially poignant candid pictures as my at-rest face seems to also be my hey-remember-that-time-I-was-constipated-that-sucked face. Guaranteed.
