Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :Finding myself hating the folks who slow down when they walk by the Christmas tree stands, take a deep breath, and smile super wide with holiday cheer. I’m like, people, I’m trying to get to the F train here and this isn’t the opening sequence of a holiday chick flick, you know? And even if it were, then you’d be getting dumped in the next scene. The holiday lovers always get dumped on Christmas Eve. Move it or lose it, Christmas suckers.
-Scrooge McNYJew
