Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :
Pretty sure all the crazies out there can stop preaching abstinence and start buying these kind of iPhone cases for teens instead. Seriously, if this case doesn’t say virgin for life, I don’t know what does.
But, after breaking my phone and needing to get a brand new one six days after buying it, I’m willing to clip a badge of asexuality to the belt of my dress. I mean, do you know how much AppleCare costs? Way more than the $6.85 I’d value my sexual appeal at. Way more.
