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Him: What are you up to?
Me: Currently, binge eating at my desk.
Me: I’m really good at it.
Me: Like, if this were my job, I’d probably be CEO.
Me: Hello?
Me: You there?
Me: I can see you sitting at your desk, looking at your computer screen, not answering me.
Me: Ok, well, I’m busy too. Obviously.
