Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :“I want to give you a cut that lets you just step out of the shower, towel dry your hair, put in some product, and you’re out the door.” -My hairdresser
“Wait, so you’re saying that if I let you cut my hair the way you want, I have to walk out the door without getting dressed? Making my lunch? Practicing my karaoke routine to Michael Bolton’s How Can We Be Lovers? My whole morning routine would be totally effed. Just cut my hair the way I asked. You know, one of those put on clothes, try to get a Biore strip to actually work for 10 minutes, eat a complete breakfast before heading out the door cuts. Ok?” -Me
