Dear hisptery guy on the Metro smiling at me,

While I’m flattered by this attention, I feel like I should tell you that I’ve been listening to a loop of Single Ladies and Jesse’s Girl on repeat for this entire ride.  I know, I know, the big metal glasses are misleading.  I’m sorry.  They even get me sometimes.  I’ll look in the mirror and be like “I bet this girl doesn’t have three versions of the Electric Slide on her favorites playlist.”  But, I do.  Facts are facts.

Hey, don’t feel too down about this.  It’s not your fault that I still love Jock Jams.  Listen, I think there’s a girl at the other end of the car with two birds tattooed on her chest.  Does that make you feel any better?

Hope so!

Julie