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Me: AH! I just spilled turkey chili on my white couch!
Bud: Don’t worry. You can get it out with salt and soda water. Or baking soda.
Me: I don’t have soda water or baking soda.
Me: I just have salt and more turkey chili.
Me: Can I get a stain out with that?
Me: You there?
