Do you want the good news or the bad news first? What, internet? I can’t hear you. You’re going to have to speak a little bit louder. Come on, enunciate, guys. Whatever. I’ll give you the good news. 

Good news: I recently got up into a headstand at yoga for the first time ever! 

Bad news: It’s probably going to be my last time ever because my neck killed afterward and I had to hold my head like this for a few hours. 

And now, back to making this kind of day shattering news. I’ll keep you posted on anything that develops.