Another Brilliant Idea Courtesy of Me

How about for standing concerts, instead of just letting it be a free for all with short people stuck in the back not seeing anything, they organize it by height with shorties up front?  Kind of like in races, when they make you stand with your mile time group.

I realize this means that I’d be standing with mostly 8th grade boys who haven’t had their growth spurt yet, but I think I’d still be happier than not seeing anything but the denim Jordache vest of the giant in front of me.

Separate idea: Don’t let giants in denim Jordache vests into concerts.

What do you say, 9:30 Club?