Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :Friend: You’re not tan at all! Seriously, I can barely tell you were somewhere warm. Ha!
Me: Yeah, I’m not tan. But, follow me into the bathroom. Then you’ll totally be able to tell I was in Guatemala.
Friend:…
Me: The proof is in the pudding, if you know what I mean.
Friend:…
Me: I mean—
Friend: Stop. I know what you mean. You’re gross. You don’t act like this on dates, do you?
Me: Like, what? Myself?
Friend: Yes.
Me: Typically wait for the second date.
Friend: Explains so much.
