AHHH! 

The first in what I can only assume will be a seven year run of bad luck from breaking my mirror has struck. 

I tried a new expensive face cream and it has legit burned off the top layer of my skin. I’m wearing so much foundation and powder to cover up my face and I don’t even really own foundation and powder. I had to use free samples I had lying around. The resulting look is a Jersey Shore burn victim who may or may not be on her way to a school play in which she plays a pumpkin. I’m pretty sure everyone can tell that I would KILL IT as the pumpkin, like bring down the cafetorium, but that’s no comfort right now. Ok, so it’s SOME comfort. But not enough to justify walking around looking like a jack-o-latern.