There’s an image going around Tumblr that says something like “Comparison is the thief of joy.” In general, I can get behind that. But, I’d have to add on an additional, “But sometimes, comparison makes you feel like a total baller!”
I’ve never thought of myself as particularly smooth, but in comparison to last night’s Bachelor kissing tutorial, I’m a total casanovette.
Gentlemen, line forms to the left.