Oh Hey - Guess What?
Turns out that if you attempt to iron your pants while wearing them, you will end up with a four inch burn on your thigh. Fun fact, noted!
In slightly related news, I feel my life would benefit from a chaperone / nanny. Interested parties should apply within; Compensation will be paid in candy, beer and rambling monologues of soul baring honesty.
I found this out the hard way too. Try using your hair straightener next time. It kind of works…sometimes.