What’s up with the Internet saying that Michael Cera is over? I love me some Michael Cera and I couldn’t disagree with you more, Internet. Here’s an example of how far my love for Michael Cera goes. I thought Paper Heart was a movie about a special needs woman who dressed like an 8 year old boy whose parents have recently emigrated from a country with a tropical climate and don’t quite get how to dress for cold weather yet so they just layer the kid in lots of mismatched striped wool sweater who somehow gets to hold Michael Cera’s hand. That’s what I thought the plot was and I still wanted to go see it. Just because of the handholding. And I’m sure I’m not the only one.
Honestly, I think the Internet is going to be over before Michael Cera is over. So take that, information super highway. Take it good!