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What’s the proper course of action when you’re at yoga and the woman next to you is loudly chewing gum? You’re supposed to yell something along the lines of “Listen lady, I woke up at the hiney crack of dawn to come to this class and find some effing tranquility and you’re really pushing it with the Bubble Yum,” and then maybe mutter, “There’s a very real chance I wouldn’t Heimlich you if you choke on that,” right?
I thought so!
