Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :Actual thought I had after sending a rather graphic bodily function related text to a friend: I should totally send this to (insert name of any one of the guys I’ve had a crush on since 2000) and pretend it was an accident. He’d never think I did it on purpose because it would be so humiliating and it would totally open up the lines of communication again. Hazah!
And that, ladies and gentlemen but mostly gentlemen, is my version of flirting.
