There’s a commercial on the radio now that starts with this very serious voice asking health related questions.  Considering my crappy insurance, when I heard this commercial, I decided that if I paid attention and answered all of the questions, this could replace my physical this year.

I responded mostly with yes’s and then the radio voice got even more severe and was like, “If you answered yes to any of these questions, you could have prostate cancer.  Get yourself screened.”

Really, radio?  Prostate cancer?  Just because I answered yes to ”Does your frequent urination interrupt your business or social life?” I have prostate cancer?  What am I supposed to do avoid prostate cancer…aside from, you know, not having a prostate?  Bring my computer and dates to the potty with me?

Radio medical care just isn’t what it used to be.  (Head shake, head shake.)