Hey Other DC Folks:

Is anyone else listening to the new Fresh 94.7 and think that they’re trying a little too hard with all of their self-promotional advertisements?  Like every other commercial is “94.7 isn’t slow and boring like the other washed up stations.  We’re super cool.  And we don’t have tons of DJs talking like everyone else does because we totally get you and what you want from a new soft rock radio station.”

I feel like I’m a kid listening to my mom’s new boyfriend tell me over and over again that he’s not like my mom’s other boyfriends.  He’s cool.  And he’s totally ok with me eating two desserts or staying up late to watch tv or smoking pot or whatever it is that 8-year-olds are into these days because he’s a laid back guy and remembers being a kid himself.  It wasn’t THAT long ago if you can believe it.  And listen, he’s planning on dating me just as much as he’s planning on dating my mom.  But not in a pedophile way, in a cool-guy-who-gets-our-family-dynamic way.  Who wants some ice cream?

Enough!  Just play that Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow song already.