Just realized when a hummus container says “Party Size” that means you’re supposed to serve it at a party. Here I was thinking that it meant if you ate the whole thing in one sitting, you got to walk around for the rest of the day slapping your belly yelling, “There’s a party in here! A garlic lovah’s party! And if your name is Hint of Lime Tostitos, you’re invited!”
Color me embarrassed.