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Just realized when a hummus container says “Party Size” that means you’re supposed to serve it at a party.  Here I was thinking that it meant if you ate the whole thing in one sitting, you got to walk around for the rest of the day slapping your belly yelling, “There’s a party in here!  A garlic lovah’s party!  And if your name is Hint of Lime Tostitos, you’re invited!”

Color me embarrassed.

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