You know when you’re waiting for the Metro late at night and you hear a guy peeing in the corner because it echos throughout the entire station and when he finishes up, he chooses to not sit on any of the empty benches, but on yours and so close to you that your thighs touch and then introduces himself and puts out his hand for you to shake and you respond by yelling “I’m not touching your hand.  I know what you just did!” and somehow YOU wind up being the creepy one in the exchange?

I hate when that happens.