I haven’t opened this yet, so I can’t be exactly sure, but I think Penn just sent me an e-mail from the ghost of Benjamin Franklin alerting me to the ways I can give money to the university in January.

And I don’t want to turn this into a whine session, but I hate when people e-mail my Yahoo account after I’ve told them multiple times that I’ve switched over to Gmail.  Benjamin, I’m looking at you.  No, don’t tell me you did make the change in your contacts because you obviously didn’t.  Then you have to go in and delete the first e-mail address.  Oh my god.  I’m really supposed to believe that you can invent bifocals and not figure out your Outlook contacts?  Whatever.  I’ll just do it myself the next time I’m over.  I swear it’s like potty training a toddler with you sometimes.