I saw a homeless guy with a to do list yesterday and I immediately felt like I needed to get my life together. I don’t even have a to do list! Then I started to think about what was on the homeless guy’s list and kind of felt better. I mean, get a home, don’t masturbate in public for at least a day, and develop a profit generating business involving belting Amazing Grace even though I don’t understand the words? Check. Check. And double check. I’m lapping you in life homeless guy! I don’t need you to save any wrenches like me!