Today I was working out next to a rather attractive gentleman.  Instead of trying to put the moves on him, (although I’m not really sure what that would have entailed…probably attempting to impress him by reciting my 9s times table as fast as possible) all I could think was how does anyone meet anybody in a romantical way at the gym?  The gym highlights some of my worst qualities and puts me in no position to be desirable.  Just by working out next to me for five minutes, here’s what this guy most likely took away:

I immediately start to sweat from my face when I even think about cardio
Exactly what I look like with a spandex front wedgie
I’m inconsiderate enough to not put my mat back neatly
I often miss my mouth when trying to drink from a water bottle

Really, what kind of game does that leave me with?  Guess I’m going to have to stick to flirting the old fashioned way…Facebook poking.