Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :Two of my favorite people: We’re engaged!
Me: Ah! I’m so happy for you guys. Really, this is overwhelming. Oh my god, I just started crying tears of joy. I can’t stop. Seriously. Can. Not. Stop. Snot now too. But don’t worry, I’m not wearing make up so this doesn’t ruin anything important.
Because all of your major life events are really about me. Don’t forget it, friends.
