Buy Slept Away :
Buy Hot Mess :Thoughts while watching a movie set during World War II
First five minutes: Ha! Kraut! They just said Kraut. Awesome.
Next five minutes: Aw, damn. They put their helmets on and now I can’t tell which character is which. Boys all look the same without hair.
Last hour and fifty minutes: Wow, not awesome. Not awesome. Not awesome. Now I’m crying. Maybe if I yell at the screen loudly enough, he’ll run from the bullets faster. Did not work. Crying again. Holy crap, when does Valentine’s Day open?
