A Very Half Assed Halloween
Ok, last night, just hours before I needed a costume, I was trying to pull something together from my closet of A-Preppy-Suburban-Kid-Moved-To-The-East-Village-And-Discovered-American-Apparel clothing. It wasn’t going so well until I uncovered an entire box of my old cheerleading gear. One t-shirt says “Cheerleader: The Will to Thrill.” I don’t even know what that really means, but it sounds dirty enough for a Halloween costume, I think. Right? BOO!