Up until this week, my daily schedule was to wake up and from 8:30 to 9:00 eat shredded wheat, drink coffee, and watch TLC’s A Dating Story.  Then I’d start my day.  But on Monday, TLC changed their programming and now have some awful show about brides and grooms who want to wow their wedding guests by performing stupid choreographed numbers for their first dance.  The dancing is horrible and the song is normally something weirdly inappropriate like “Too Sexy” or “Ice Ice Baby.”  You know what, TLC, if I wanted to look at people with no rhythm embarrassing themselves to flash in the pan pop hits, I’d just watch myself practicing the dance from Single Ladies in the mirror more.  Give me something I don’t experience all that often…like alcohol free first dates.  Pretty please?