I always read the About the Cast section of the playbill when I go to see a show.  I love seeing which of the actors were characters on Law & Order and then looking at their pictures and trying to remember that episode.  Normally, I do…which I probably shouldn’t be as proud of as I am.  

Anyway, this weekend I went to see a show and the playbill contained the most amazing actor bio I ever have and likely ever will read.  Here are the highlights…

“Hailing from the rough and tumble streets of Paris…best know for being voted ‘the world’s sexiest Abraham Lincoln impersonator’…enjoys artisinal cheeses, smearing herself with Nutella, the classic rock band Journey, Kurt Russell, and religious guilt!”  

Off the awesome charts, right?