Ok, so this is my last post before I head off to the great African yonder tomorrow.  My goal is to continue to blog while I’m in Africa, but I can’t make any promises on how often I’ll be updating.  I have a feeling the internet is going to be a once every few days luxury…kind of like how eating raw cookie dough or changing out of my pajamas is for me now.  

Also, I’m not sure how funny I’m going to try to be over there.  Being a snarky bitch in a country where obesity is a national crisis one thing, but in Africa, I might have to tone down the judgement and dial up the compassion…we’ll see.  Humor quotient aside, I’m hoping to give you guys a good sense of what my life is going to be like in Mali, Morocco, and Tanzania…and also how heinous I look without makeup and how bitchy I can be when I go a few days without chocolate.  So, lots to look forward to!  

Ok, so I guess that’s it.  Good bye!  

No, you hang up.  

You first.  

Come on, don’t be silly.  Just hang up already.  

Ok, on the count of three.  One, two, three.  

Ugh, I’m still here too.  This is ridiculous!  Ok, seriously this time.  I mean it.  

No, I mean it.  I’m going to hang up.  One, two…I’m really going to do it this time, so you better too…three.  

Hello?  Hello?  Did you really hang up?  

Anyone there?  Come on, I know you’re still on the line.  

What?  I’m going to be gone for three freaking months and you can’t play this game for three more seconds.  Whatever.