E-mail convo with mom

• Mom: Have a good Passover
• Me: Thanks. What are you guys doing?
• Mom: I let Dad buy a jar of gefilte fish, but he can't eat it within smelling distance of me.
• Me: I walked by the dried fish stand today in the market...does that count as celebrating?
• Mom: Yes, indeed. Did you find the affikomin?
• Me: You hid it in the market? Was it behind the guy screaming "Welcome to my store, please, whitey!"
• Mom: Yes, and it was chocolate covered too.
• Me: Crap. Can't believe I missed that.
• I miss home.